Mahoro is busy today. Mahro has to wash a robot cat. Not that robot cat, just a robot cat. A robot cat to wash by hand and scrubbing tool and Hadron collision hoozit. A filthy filthy robot cat it is.
Minawa walks in. Minawa is not a good thing. "I can wash a cat!" says Minawa. "Oops," says Minawa. Minawa trips on a quark. Minawa has a glass snow thing, which now drops. Said orb sails into Mahoro. A thousand sharp shards and fluid bury into Mahoro's imitation skin.
Mahoro didn't sign up for this shit.
But Mahoro is not a killbot. Mahoro kills a lot of stuff, but it is not what Mahoro wants to do. Until now. Mahoro finds joy in imagining Minawa out of blood, or with limbs not on Minawa's body. But Minawa's blood and such is in Minawa's body. Minawa is clumsy, but has not lost body parts to tripping. So far.
A plan!
Mahoro calls Gzzzrrrk'lgnmbrrk, a Yithan. It is a good companion to Mahoro. Mahoro and Gzzzrrrk'lgnmbrrk found companionship in films about tubular limbs doing odd stuff with girls. Mahoro isn't normally fond of such films, but Gzzzrrrk'lgnmbrrk did its final on philosophical implications on tubular limbs doing odd stuff with girls, and now Mahoro finds much joy in tubular limbs doing odd stuff. Gzzzrrrk'lgnmbrrk also builds kill-stuff. It is good at doing so.
Minawa trips on a Boson and falls unconscious for such duration of Gzzzrrrk'lgnmbrrk's visit with Mahoro. A dark plan rocks out during said unconscious hilarity--a plan that has to go down.
Minawa stands up soon. "Big sis?" says Minawa. "I must not not stay solitary too long!"
Minawa finds a door going down. Minawa follows stairs. "I can't find you, Mahoro! Is Mahoro down in--" Minawa trips on a notion of tripping and falls down stairs. At stair-bottom is a hungry maw of Osmium. Osmium fangs nom nom on Minawa. In not-too-long Minawa is a thick goo.
"This," says Mahoro, "is a good thing."
"I concur," says Gzzzrrrk'lgnmbrrk, sipping fluids.
"Is that alcohol?" asks Mahoro.
"No," says Gzzzrrrk'lgnmbrrk. "I don't drink too much."
"That's good," Mahoro says. "Drinking just a bit is good for you."
Minawa's goo spins round and round.
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一遍、死んでみる?...
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True, the shield might block the occasional sword blow. However... “If I were to pick up this cowering-plate, I would have to put down my second sword,” a Scotsman thinks. “And surely that is madness.” -- Team Fortress 2
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一遍、死んでみる?...
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True, the shield might block the occasional sword blow. However... “If I were to pick up this cowering-plate, I would have to put down my second sword,” a Scotsman thinks. “And surely that is madness.” -- Team Fortress 2
There's a lovely little irony here in that I (as you probably recalled from a previous exchange) am one of those benighted people who like Minawa. Stockholm syndrome or siscon or whatever it is, I think she's a perfectly good addition to the show. Besides, it's not a real Mai Nakahara series until Ai Shimizu shows up. All that said, however, I can always appreciate a good churning.
Well done once again. And stay tuned for a little something of my own along similar lines.
(Which robot cat were we supposed to think of?)
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~commodorezeke: Now actually posting stuff!
I anticipate your experiment in monstrosity!
As for which robot cat, I do not know. Perhaps Cyborg Chiyo's Dad.
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True, the shield might block the occasional sword blow. However... “If I were to pick up this cowering-plate, I would have to put down my second sword,” a Scotsman thinks. “And surely that is madness.” -- Team Fortress 2
If so, then Minawa deserved to be liquified. She really is a pain in the arse, more so than the rest of the characters.
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I fight on the side of Project Reciprocation.
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True, the shield might block the occasional sword blow. However... “If I were to pick up this cowering-plate, I would have to put down my second sword,” a Scotsman thinks. “And surely that is madness.” -- Team Fortress 2
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